Monday 23 April 2012

Slovakian Traditions


  Constantly gazing at the time remaining on the microwave, I always began to wonder if I had gone too far.  By now, the yellow marshmallow shape bunny in the microwave was becoming a bloated hippopotamus, and there was still 30 seconds to go.  Should I end the suspense or push my luck a little longer?  Unfortunately, my ritual of nuking Peeps would not happen this year because they are no where to be found (not even at my secret market which has all the American goods), however, Slovakia has there own interesting Easter traditions.

  Easter is a very important celebration in Slovakia, as well as many other parts of the world, called Velikonoce - from Veliké noci or Great Nights.  Just as I would while back home in the US, it began with attending church services, of course after I had eaten numerous sweets left by the Easter bunny.  And just like home, later in the afternoon, everyone would gather for large feast with family.  However, unlike home where we traditionally painted eggs the Saturday before and searched for them in the morning, the girls in Slovakia would decorate eggs (most common color is red) after dinner in preparation for the following Monday, while the boys head out to enjoy the rest of the evening.

  The following day, Easter Monday, a more controversial and odd tradition would ensue in which the boys throw water over girls and lightly whip them with braided branches. Throughout the day men (usually in groups) would visit their female relatives and friends singing Easter carols, and demand “treats” (eggs, chocolate, liquor, or a peck on the cheek).  The water, which could range teaspoon of warm tap water dribbled over you to a bucket of frigid well water thrown at you, was used as a symbol of life and a gesture meant to bestow year long health and beauty.  Then for good luck, they spank each girl with these special whips which were made from willow rods, with a length of 50 centimeters and ribbons at the end.  In some regions, the girls get their revenge on Tuesday when it’s their turn with the whips.  Fortunately, we were working Monday, and this did not occur.  The tradition, if it still exists, occurs in the smaller towns and villages, but it seems like Bratislava has moved past this tradition for the better.

  One other tradition which I really enjoy is bringing baked goods to the office on both your birthday, and names day.  In Slovakia, each day of the year corresponds to a personal name (the original list was the Roman Catholic calendar of saints). People celebrate their name days on the date corresponding to their own given names. Slovak culture has accorded similar importance to a person's name day to his or her birthday.  With over 400 people spread across two floors in our organization alone (1500 total), there are good odds that someone is celebrating a birthday or names day and has brought in some treats.  With a names day calendar in hand, I usually get good exercise each day walking between the floors in search of snacks.  For my birthday (Feb 17), I brought in oatmeal chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and brownies, all which were a big hit with the teams.  It was a challenge to make because there are three different types of flour and brown sugar available!  My names day, Villiam (with a V in Slovakia), will be May 28, which I think I will make guacamole with chips (and cookies of course).

Names Day Calendar  - With Juraj and Marek celebrating names day this week, there should be a good amount of snacks available.

Tuesday 3 April 2012

“Grey” Market


  Entering through the door of the store, zero words were exchanged with the cashier, only a glance towards the back aisle of the building.  As I began to make my way further through the store, I noticed the inconsistency of the floor tiles, shelves, freezers, even checkout counter and wonder what brought me here.  Passing through a selection of various fish from the sea, noodles, and different drinks which I never seen, I continued to press deeper into the market.  As if a light was shinning down from heaven through the roof, the familiar shape of Aunt Jemima appeared before me, and she brought her friends, Ben and Jerry!  Moving through the aisle and subsequent freezer, my small cart was quickly beginning to fill up.  Oreo’s, A1, peanut butter, pancake mix, Betty Crooker Cake and Brownie mix, pop tarts, hard shell El Paso Tacos, Hershey’s Chocolate syrup, Nestle Chocolate Chips; I even found samosa’s which if you read my blog from Kenya, became apart of my daily diet.  Approaching the check-out counter I found even more items which I initially overlooked, including stacks of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Laffy Taffy’s, and Peanut Butter M&Ms.  Being the gentleman that I am, I politely take two small packages of Peanut Butter M&Ms.  I quickly realize that two is not enough, and proceed to grab all remaining Peanut Butter M&Ms.  The entire experience felt like the Seinfeld episode which Kramer and Newman attempt to by shower heads off the black market.  Upon leaving the store, cashier handed me a card uttering the words anything I want from the US, email that contact and they will get. 

  As I begin the 6th month of my time here in Bratislava, I am amazed at how fast time has gone by.  I am really enjoying my opportunity, the new friends which I have met, the challenges and adventures which lie ahead, and continuing to share this experience with you through my blog.  A few times a week, I view statistics of my blog, and I thought I would share those with you.  I just reached the 1,000th viewer milestone (which does not include me or else it would be 2,000) yesterday, and while 66% of the viewer reside in the US (cannot view the city), the next nine locations of viewers hail from Slovakia, The UK, Malaysia, Russia, Austria, Germany, Ireland, Greece, and Switzerland.  The 6 major continents have all been represented by a viewer at one point in time, and I will definitely let you know if I ever am able to attract a view from Antarctica.  I have even had one-time views from countries ranging from Vietnam to Latvia, Tunisia to the island of Cyprus, even as far as the Cook Islands, which I googled to find it was just north east of New Zealand.  Finally, after just one month, Offshore Banking has 4 times as many views of any other blog.  While searching for Euro currency or tax shelters ideas, I am curious of the initial reactions people have who are brought to BratislavaBilly, the story of an American Expat adjusting to life in Europe and living in Slovakia.