Friday 27 January 2012

Absolute Amsterdam

Hotel de Lantaerne?
The hallway stairs were extremely steep and narrow, and each stair the sound of decaying wood cracked louder with every step.  No, I was not in a place which most people associate with Amsterdam, but rather my hotel.  From the Presidential Suite in Prague (because of my prior hotel status which I no longer have), to the Copacabana Beach Marriott, this stay was going to be different.  No phone, no lights, not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe, as primitive as can be.  There were lights, and a TV with cable, but my wireless did not want to work.  Although the bathroom was odd, because it contained no tub, just a tiled floor, with a toilet, sink, shower head, and drain.  It did not help that the floor was not sloped towards the drain so I am not sure why they included a shower curtain as the water spread anywhere once on the floor.  Also, I booked my reservation at Hotel de Lantaerne as recommended by my friend because of the nice location, however, the name of the hotel on the outside was Hotel Marnix (unless my Dutch is really that bad), and my room was on the other side of the street after the canal apart from the reception area, which I found strange.  But I was not here to spend the weekend in the hotel, only to explore the sites and sounds of Amsterdam while wishing a friend good luck on her and her boyfriends three year journey to San Diego. 

As part of a mini IBM Corporate Service Corps reunion, Friday night I met my friend Luan and her boyfriend Bart at their going away party (ski gear theme) in Amsterdam which they were preparing to depart for San Diego to begin a three year assignment.  Francesco and his wife were also able to fly up from Italy to join us, so it was a really nice time, and I wish the others could have joined.  I continued to show that I am the worst dancer of the group, with very little improvement over last year. 

Red Light District
Saturday morning began with some rain which unfortunately continued for most of the weekend, however, there were times that it held off and I was able to get some nice pictures.  Now I sure that the first two things that come to people’s minds when they hear Amsterdam are not canals and tulips, however, the city has many of them.  Wondering through the streets and bridges over the canals, you notice the beautiful architecture of the buildings and churches, along with numerous house boats docked on the sides.  As I continue to wander down the main shopping streets, I constantly come across the aroma of burning cannabis from bakery shops, coffee stores, and, in some cases, random people walking down the street.  Upon crossing the bridge just past Oude Kerk, one of the largest churches in the city, while passing through a small connecting street, I am initially startled by a half naked woman behind a glass door taping on the window.  I have just entered the infamous red light district, packed with tourists from all different customs, ages, and sexes.  Walking down the street you will find numerous shops and women in windows, and next pass a normal house with a kitchen table in the window.  The night ended with a sushi dinner, which the rolls were more comparable to wraps, and I had to check with the chef if I should use the chop sticks to pick apart the meal or just use my hand to eat as a traditional wrap.  He confirmed that I should eat like a traditional wrap, so I did not have to attempt to demonstrate any chop stick skills by picking up an oversized wrap of spicy tuna and rice. 

Bicycle Garage
Sunday morning consisted of a boat tour through the canals, a visit to the Anne Frank house, and as I typically do while on the road in a new country, a trip to the grocery store early Sunday.  I was astonished at the Doritos, Ben & Jerry’s, and Kellogg’s cereal selection, which is non-extent here in Slovakia.  Unfortunately I had no room left in my backpack for anything to bring back.  The one thing I did not get the chance to do was bike through the city.  Even in winter, the main source of transportation is bicycles, and you constantly hear the sound of bike bells warning that someone is approaching.  Amsterdam seems to have something for everyone, and I would like to return in the summer time to enjoy some of the things that I was not able to experience.

It has been a while since I last blogged; it was a crazy couple of weeks as it was my first management reviews with 21 employees, which required write-ups, and hour long discussions which went well, and yesterday presented to the 400 people in the center on my Africa Corporate Service Corps experience.




















Friday 6 January 2012

Stastny Novy Rok (or Happy New Year)

  After eight bags of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, two bags of Hershey Kisses, one bag of Rolos, seven bags of rice, six guacamole seasoning packages, Hershey’s Chocolate syrup (if it was acceptable by society I would drink shots of it straight out of the container), Ritz crackers (I need something to go with my cream cheese), a power converter, oatmeal and cream of wheat (both of which I know sound odd on this list), a chin-up bar and rub weight bands, I wondered where I would find space to pack my clothes.  But while a week of Portillo’s beef sandwiches may have been worth the possibility of a fine for bringing perishable foods into foreign countries, airline notification of luggage which contained dry ice is required for safety reasons, thus I had room for my remaining gifts and clothes.  Although my trip was short, and there were a lot of people I did not get a chance to see, it was good to spend time with my friends and family during the holidays, and I look forward to welcoming them to Bratislava once the summer arrives.

  The flight home to Bratislava through Zurich was easy, however, I failed to get that coveted passport stamp at Swiss customs.  With a calm and confident approach to the window, I initially just gave just my passport to the agent, but quickly cracked when asked why I was returning, and provided my Slovak residence card after being told again that I should always provide my card, thus receiving no stamp.  While layovers in airports are nothing new to me, layovers in airports which the local currency has dramatically strengthened over both the US dollar and Euro are.  Small cups of coffee and tea started at $6.50 US, and the BK value meals were $14, which the strength of the Swiss Franc has really affected tourism and ski resorts throughout Switzerland.

  Returning to Bratislava, it is now time to start my New Years Resolutions.  First, and foremost is to stop going to American fast food establishments here in Europe.  Second is my P90x exercise video, which on the first video, I threw up 30 minutes into the routine after trying to keep pace without stopping (note to self, do not eat before hand), and on the third, I broke the weight band.  I am looking forward to beginning the new year here and enjoying all the different seasons and things to do while living here, and we will see how well I do keeping my resolutions (which I already missed to of the exercises).  Sorry, unfortunately no photos on this post...next time